Personalized Veteran's Wife Hawaiian Shirt – This Veteran's Wife Is Like Bacon Eagle & Cross – Custom Name
Hawaiian Shirt Size Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Bust (in) | Shoulder (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 29 | 40 | 17 | 10 |
| M | 30 | 44 | 18 | 10 |
| L | 30.8 | 48 | 19.5 | 10.5 |
| XL | 31.6 | 52 | 21 | 10.5 |
| 2XL | 33.2 | 56 | 22.5 | 11 |
| 3XL | 34.8 | 60 | 24 | 11 |
| 4XL | 35.6 | 64 | 25.5 | 11.5 |
| 5XL | 36.4 | 68 | 26.5 | 11.5 |
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| YXS | 19.5 | 15.5 | 6.8 |
| YS | 20 | 17 | 7 |
| YM | 22.5 | 17.5 | 7.2 |
| YL | 24.5 | 18.5 | 7.8 |
| YXL | 25 | 19.5 | 8.5 |
How to Measure
- Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your chest.
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
- Width (laid flat): Lay the garment flat and measure from armpit to armpit.
Measurements may vary by approximately 0.5-1 inch due to the manufacturing process.
Personalization (required)
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- Production time: 1–3 business days
- Estimated U.S. delivery: 7–13 business days
- Tracked U.S. shipping from $5.99, free on orders $75+ (6–10 business days)
- 30-day coverage for damaged, defective or incorrect items
Item details
Item details
Behind every veteran is a wife who learned from the best. This personalized Veteran's Wife Hawaiian shirt puts the joke right across the back: "This Veteran's Wife Is Like Bacon. I look good, smell good, taste good, and I will slowly kill you. I learned from the best." Below the lettering, a bald eagle wrapped in stars and stripes spreads its wings beneath a glowing wooden cross in sunlit clouds. The front carries the same eagle and cross with a soldier kneeling at a battlefield cross, flowing into a waving American flag on the right side.
Add your name
The left sleeve carries a stitched-look American flag patch with your name printed in bold red beneath it, just like a uniform name tape. Enter the name exactly as you want it printed (up to 12 characters, letters and spaces) in the personalization box before adding to cart. We print it in capital letters.
Details
- All-over front and back print, custom name on the left sleeve under the flag patch
- Camp collar, full button front, relaxed Hawaiian cut that works for women and men
- Adult sizes S to 5XL
- Lightweight, breathable, quick-drying polyester; sublimation print that never fades, cracks or peels
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print
Great for
Veterans Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, military reunions, VFW and American Legion events, homecomings, and a matching set with the "This Veteran Is Like Bacon" shirt for couples. A fun gift for a military wife, mom or grandma who holds the home front together.
Personalized, made to order
Because this shirt is printed with your name, it cannot be returned or exchanged unless we made an error. Double-check the spelling and the size guide before you order. Need matching shirts for a couple, family or reunion group? Contact us for group orders.
Shipped with US tracking
Every Hihi Global piece is printed and sewn after you order. Production takes 1 to 3 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 6 to 10 business days with USPS or UPS tracking (estimated total delivery 7 to 13 business days). If anything arrives damaged, misprinted or in the wrong size because of our error, we replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See our shipping policy and return policy for details.
Shipping & return policies
Shipping & return policies
Every item is made to order. Production takes 1–3 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 6–10 business days with USPS or UPS tracking. Estimated total delivery time is 7–13 business days. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery for an eligible replacement or refund. See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.
