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Personalized Navy Couple Hawaiian Shirts – I'm Not Rude & Navy Wife Is Like Bacon – Custom Name

Hihi Global

Hawaiian Shirt Size Chart

Size Length (in) Bust (in) Shoulder (in) Sleeve (in)
S29401710
M30441810
L30.84819.510.5
XL31.6522110.5
2XL33.25622.511
3XL34.8602411
4XL35.66425.511.5
5XL36.46826.511.5

How to Measure

  • Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your chest.
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
  • Width (laid flat): Lay the garment flat and measure from armpit to armpit.

Measurements may vary by approximately 0.5-1 inch due to the manufacturing process.

Personalization (required)

Quantity
  • Production time: 1–3 business days
  • Estimated U.S. delivery: 7–13 business days
  • Tracked U.S. shipping from $5.99, free on orders $75+ (6–10 business days)
  • 30-day coverage for damaged, defective or incorrect items
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Item details

One design, two attitudes. This matching Navy couple set puts the same American flag eagle gripping a steel anchor, glowing wooden cross with dog tags and kneeling sailor at a battlefield cross on the front of both shirts, over a green camo body with a waving flag on the left side. Pick the back you want:

  • Navy Veteran – I'm Not Rude: "I'm Not Rude, I Just Have The Guts To Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking… And I've Been Shot At For Less."
  • Navy Wife – Like Bacon: "This Proud Navy Wife Is Like Bacon. I look good, smell good, taste good, and I will slowly kill you. I learned from the best."

Each shirt is sold separately, so add one of each style to your cart for the full couple set. Prefer a single listing? See the men's shirt or the wife's shirt.

Add your names

The sleeve carries a stitched-look American flag patch with a name printed beneath it, just like a uniform name tape. Enter the name for this shirt (up to 12 characters, letters and spaces) in the personalization box before adding to cart, then add the second style with its own name. We print names in capital letters.

Details

  • All-over front and back print on a camo body, custom name on the sleeve
  • Camp collar, full button front, relaxed Hawaiian cut for men and women
  • Adult sizes S to 5XL in both styles
  • Lightweight, breathable, quick-drying polyester; sublimation print that never fades, cracks or peels
  • Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print

Great for

Navy balls, fleet weeks, homecomings, Veterans Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, ship reunions and command family days. A fun matching gift for a Navy veteran and the wife who learned from the best.

Personalized, made to order

Because these shirts are printed with your names, they cannot be returned or exchanged unless we made an error. Double-check the spelling and the size guide before you order. Need shirts for a whole group? Contact us for group orders.

Shipped with US tracking

Every Hihi Global piece is printed and sewn after you order. Production takes 1 to 3 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 6 to 10 business days with USPS or UPS tracking (estimated total delivery 7 to 13 business days). If anything arrives damaged, misprinted or in the wrong size because of our error, we replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See our shipping policy and return policy for details.

Shipping & return policies

Every item is made to order. Production takes 1–3 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 6–10 business days with USPS or UPS tracking. Estimated total delivery time is 7–13 business days. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery for an eligible replacement or refund. See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.

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