• Front view of the funny NSFW ugly sweater featuring a Merry Dickmas design on a black background
  • Back view of the funny NSFW ugly sweater with holiday patterns
  • Alternative back view of the Merry Dickmas ugly sweater
  • Close up back detail of the NSFW ugly sweater
  • Full back profile view of the Christmas ugly sweater funny design
  • Lifestyle view of a person wearing the funny ugly christmas sweater
  • Detailed view of the Merry Dickmas text and penis tree design on the sweater
  • Close up view of the reindeer, snowmen, and candy canes on the ugly sweater
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$33.99 USD
$33.99 USD
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Ugly Sweater – Merry Dickmas – No Personalization

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  • Production time: 1–3 business days
  • Estimated U.S. delivery: 7–13 business days
  • Tracked U.S. shipping from $5.99, free on orders $75+ (6–10 business days)
  • 30-day coverage for damaged, defective or incorrect items
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Item details

Welcome the Holidays

Stand out at your next seasonal gathering with this hilariously inappropriate nsfw ugly sweater. Featuring bold "MERRY DICKMAS" text wrapping around a unique Christmas tree made of penises, this design perfectly balances shock value with classic holiday charm. The pattern is completed with traditional elements like reindeer, snowmen, bells, candy canes, and string lights, making it a truly memorable funny ugly christmas sweater.

Product Details

  • Material: Durable and comfortable polyester
  • Design: All-over print featuring a humorous NSFW holiday pattern
  • Colors: Black, Red, Green, and White holiday palette
  • Style: Classic long-sleeve sweater construction

Personalization

This product features a fixed design and does not include personalization options. It is made to order specifically for you.

Size & Fit

Available in a variety of adult sizes. Please refer to the size chart in our images to ensure the best fit before placing your order.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry on low or hang to dry
  • Do not bleach or iron directly on the print

Important Notes

Actual colors and design placement may vary slightly due to monitor settings and the custom printing process. See our Shipping Policy for current production and delivery estimates.

Shipping & return policies

Every item is made to order. Production takes 1–3 business days, then U.S. shipping typically takes 6–10 business days with USPS or UPS tracking. Estimated total delivery time is 7–13 business days. If your order arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery for an eligible replacement or refund. See our Shipping Policy and Refund Policy.

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