Funny Christmas Apparel

This is the corner of the Christmas catalogue for people whose family group chat is not sentimental. Santa with a belly and no shirt, raccoons behaving badly in the tree, ducks in Santa hats, and a few designs that earn a second look before you wear them to work.

Read the design before you gift it. The humour here ranges from mildly cheeky to genuinely rude. Each product page shows the full print, front and back — worth a look if the sweater is heading to a work party rather than a friend's basement.

Sizing and fit. Adult S to 5XL, unisex relaxed cut. These are gag gifts people actually keep, so they are cut to be worn rather than opened once and shoved in a drawer.

Timing. Everything is printed after you order. December is the busiest stretch of the year for made-to-order apparel, so order earlier than feels necessary — the production and shipping page has the current turnaround.

For the straight-faced version, see ugly Christmas sweaters and Christmas apparel.

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